*I warp into space and start to fly upward, I fly and fly for light years on end at sloth speed*
ugh...
*in my little time zone, created by the speed that I am moving I actually age 3 years, which makes me 17...I then realize that I couldn't fly to heaven and that there were only 2 ways to get there*
Hmm, Death or....I'll take Option 2
*I clasp my hands together and the door of truth appears before me, I do two other handsigns and the door opens, I step through and the door disappears...I walk inside and see a small boy just sitting down in the whiteness that is that world and I speak to him*
Me: Hey, I know that you know everything so tell me how to get to heaven without dying!
Boy: Sorry to disappoint you but this is heaven
Me: What?
Boy: I am the god that gave spade the orders and brought him back to life, I guess it'll make you feel more comfortable if I asked...What do you want?
Me: Let Spade off of the hook
Boy: Sure why not, I don't need him anymore anyhow, also the people won't recognize you if you're looking older *I touch Hisoka* Now you can change form at will
Me: Now, Tell me everything you know
Boy: Sure, lets talk
*Me and the boy talk for a long long time*