Temo's Ranking Exam

*I would sit down on a grassy plain, eating a chocolate bar, with chocolate on my face, and wait for a proctor*

Lalalala....

--While flipping through trees rather fast I pass up this child sitting down on a rock, the instant I see him I appear infront of him and look down--
"AWW CUTIE!!!"

*I would wipe the chocolate off.* Hewow! What's yo nwame?

"My name is Tajsa, you can call me TJ little buddy"
--I would pat temo on the head--
"Does the baby want a ranking exam?"

Tajsa-Chan! *I get up and nod.* I would bwe happwy to bwe ranked by woo! My nwame issshhh Temo!

"mmhmmm"
--I would say as I swing my leg forward with my foot basically touching his face punting temo into the skies with enough force to destroy a mountain--

Hehehe!!!^^ I wuvv woo TJ!! *I see her leg kick up and use fire wall jutsu. A blazing wall of flames bursts up from the ground in front of her kicking leg.

"The ninja universe is no place for a stupid baby"
--these flames wont be enough to torch me or my leg. I would follow through with my kick as posted earlier and see temo punted into the sky unconscious since a baby cant take such force, I would then hold my hand out with a diamond bone spire coming out of it and watch temo land on it like a shish-ka-bob and put him down back on his rock...dead--

Huh?...i wubbed you TJ! bye-bye! *my last words before falling unconcoius. *

"Thats enough of that..."
--I would fan the blood of temo off of my bones and teleport a way in a thunder cloud of cosmic energy--

((aw...I'm dead?))

((mmmhmm... I dont know how you could do an actual ranking exam as a baby without dying and having your only ability be portals, it would have been safe for you to just sign up for genin without an exam... try again))

((So I should make a new account?))

((new character new account new everything))